Monday, March 19, 2007

Things I would like to say

Client: I don't want to bother Billy Bob with this. This should be easy enough for you to handle, yes?

Me: Yes. As long as Billy Bob doesn't up 'n die on me so that I have someone to turn to when I can't decipher his crusty old code. Hey Billy Bob-- ever hear of using a vowel in your variable names? This isn't Fortran, old man.

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