Related to the previous

Recent suggestions I have made that were inexplicably not taken:

• You should respond with "Will that count as a service item towards tenure?"
• Y'know, some Skoal would aid in expressing that thought mightily.
• I hope someone is going to call them out on advocating spousal abuse. That's so 19th century.
• The baseball bat's in the garage.

Self-assessment

It's performance review time. Here are a list of things I would like to include, but probably won't:

• Successfully refrained from telling clients, "Hey, not my problem. Bud-dee."
• Under obstacles, list "Central IT's inability to tell their collective ass from a hole in the ground."
• "Dude, I fookin' rock!"
• Explained to clients that the time has passed for major changes without any four-letter words.